I've got a real sweet one...
Mom, my grilled cheese sandwich doesn't taste good.
Well, maybe that's because you didn't eat it and now it's cold.
No, it just tastes weird. It tastes like trees, and I know because I've licked one before.
*sigh*
Friday, January 15, 2010
Words to warm a Mother's Heart
1. Mom! Malia dropped her shirt in the toilet and it's poopy!
2. Mom! I peed...in Ane's bed.
3. Mom! Look. I pulled out my tooth and it's hardly bleeding at all!
4. knock knock knock. knock knock knock. knock knock knock. Someone get the door! (me) After answering the door, Mom hears, "It's Eva!"
And lucky for Mom, this was all in one afternoon. Will things ever calm down and get back to "normal"? My escape artist worries me the most by far. If you ever see Eva, please look around to make sure I am close by.
2. Mom! I peed...in Ane's bed.
3. Mom! Look. I pulled out my tooth and it's hardly bleeding at all!
4. knock knock knock. knock knock knock. knock knock knock. Someone get the door! (me) After answering the door, Mom hears, "It's Eva!"
And lucky for Mom, this was all in one afternoon. Will things ever calm down and get back to "normal"? My escape artist worries me the most by far. If you ever see Eva, please look around to make sure I am close by.
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